A Man of Many Interests

I hear Garrison Keillor in the morning and I'm a poet
Weaving through traffic I'm a race car driver
Walking in the snowdrifts I'm an arctic explorer
Stepping back to pass I'm a star quarterback

Strolling through the museum, an artist
Breathing underwater, a scuba diver
Talking to a vendor, a crack negotiator
Making home movies, a noted director

Look out, Walter Mitty.